Wednesday, February 22, 2012

RG3?

I think that all the talk about trading Bradford and selecting RG3 at #2 instead of trading #2 and still selecting Blackmon is all a bunch of garbage. Sam is way better than RG3 will ever be, and although he may be less of an athlete, he is a far better passer with the ability to lead a pro team to a Super Bowl victory.

When I think of RG3 I think Todd Marinovich, I think Vince Young, I think a whole bunch of talent wasted on rich-before-they-take-a-snap selfishness. 

I Tebow, er I mean pray that the Rams do not do this horrible thing. We need RG3 like a virgin needs an STD test. We need RG3 like we need 4 more years of NoBama. We need RG3 like I need more testoserone!

We NEED Bradford, period.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Gronk

I was gonna write about how stupid it is for people to be slaying Rob Gronkowski for partying like its 1999 after losing the big game, and I was gonna mention how even Michael Jordan would go to Las Vegas and live it up after losing, but I just can't get past how much his name reminds me of Crocodile Dundee: "That's not a Gronk...THIS is a Gronk!"

Slay him all you want - I'd take him over any of our TE's any day. Or WR's. Or cheerleaders, what with those dance moves. Guy may have had a few but we all grieve in our own way and it was reportedly a Patriots party so I say cut the guy a break and we should seriously think about trading our #2 for him and their other 2 - 1st round picks.

Rodney Harrison trashing Gronk for dancing with his shirt off? Harrison can SUCK IT!