Monday, August 27, 2007
Big freakin deal. Culpepper made our defense look like swiss cheese, and the absence of Holt and Jackson had our offense auditioning for the cast of High School Musical 3. BUT WHO CARES??? Preseason game three obviously doesn't mean as much to Linehan as it does to the rest of the world, but more importantly, I'm on the road with the family on the way to Disneyland and in the words of my boy Rome..."I'm Out!"
Posted by Beaver Ram at 9:54 AM
Monday, August 20, 2007
WOW! The much improved Rams strike again...only against themselves with a bunch of turnovers and awful run defense. I know that the Chargers 2nd string back, Michael "Kathleen" Turner, is supposed to be no LaDainian Tomlinson, but the way he tore around and more disturbingly through the defense made him seem like the second coming of Jim Brown. Sure, sure, sure, it’s only the second game of the preseason, but it’s the also only the third game before the regular season starts and who is our first opponent? The Panthers, with two better than average backs in DeAngelo Williams and Deshaun Foster (What’s with the “De” anyway?) and some guy named Nick “how’s it” Goings who against us last year WAS the 2nd coming of Jim Brown. And then it’s the Whiners and Frank “Al” Gore. It’s actually not until week 13 against the Falcons that we catch a break and can stack 8 in the box all game long now that Vick has pled guilty and can’t hang or torture us for 200 rushing yards. Hopefully it won’t take that long for the defense to come together, because if it does then we’ll be looking up the frickin Whiners’ ass and I for one can’t handle that! Here’s to next week being much improved…again.
Posted by Beaver Ram at 3:12 PM