Monday, August 11, 2008

Warner Sighting? More Like a BS Sighting!

Yup. Just like I said last week, the first team offense didn't score. And not only didn't they score, they looked like shit, even helping the other team to score instead, on a pick. So much for team cohesiveness. So much for forgetting last year and putting it all behind them and moving forward and all that crap. I am seriously pissed. I am pissed that Bulger wasn't even as good on Saturday as JaMarcus, LaMarcus, DaMarcus, TaMarcus Russell, whatever his name is. I am pissed that Carriker and Long looked like my gramma. And I'm pissed that they gave up 340 freakin rushing yards to no name RB's...AGAIN!!!!

But most of all, I am pissed that the greatest QB in St Louis Rams history is being insulted and degraded by Brock Berlin. I know the Rams haven't retired #13 yet, but that doesn't mean that they should let just anyone wear it. For a guy who changes numbers more than I change my underwear, why #13? He was #9 at Florida, then #7 at Florida, #7 at Miami Hurricanes, then #8 at the Dolphins, back to #7 at the Hamburg Sea Devils, then #7 back at the Dolphins, then #3 last year for the Rams. And now this year another number, KURT'S NUMBER FOREVER, #13! Nowhere in the previously stated number circus do we see a #13, so why take it now? Is there a #3 on the Rams roster this year? Yes, it's first year player for the Rams, K Josh Brown, who could have taken a different number. But no, Mr. Number Changer wanted to change again. So lets see...what number from the above circus does Berlin covet the most? #7. And is there a #7 on this year's roster? NO!!!!! It was his for the takin. Did he? I repeat - NO!!!!

It is a travesty of the worst kind that #13 is being worn by this chump who was the BACKUP to Rex Grossman at Florida, then after defecting to the Hurricanes the BACKUP to Ken Dorsey, then after Dorsey left he had to fight for his job with the great Derrick Crudup, and once in the NFL - UNDRAFTED - couldn't even keep the job as the QB for the frickin Dolphins. And how did he fare in NFL Europe? In 2006, there were 5 QB's with better ratings than him (with more than 100 pass attempts), and I'm sure you'll recognize them as future HOF'ers:
1. Gibran Hamdan, 113.4 rating
2. Drew Henson, 84.2
3. Craig Ochs, 83.6
4. Lang Campbell, 83.5
5. Kliff Kingsbury, 73.7
6. Brock Berlin, 68.4

So where in his bullshit career does he qualify to wear #13? Nowhere. Give the number back to the Rams and let it stay there. Otherwise, this is one Rams fan who will be pissed off all year long no matter how well it turns out.

5 comments:

Brockstar said...

The greatest QB in Rams history? What brand of crack are you smoking? He had 2 good seasons, now he's going to lose his spot to Matt Leinart. Don't be so quick to think that NO ONE should wear #13. It's not like Warner was such an impact player that the number will be retired. And if he's lucky, he'll make it into Canton, OH someday. Yes, I am a Brock Berlin fan. You may make fun of him each week on the sidelines, but guess what, douchebag? He's a player in the NFL. What do you do for a living asshole? Some Blue-collar job, I'm sure. What's up with your $65 Million Dollar wonderboy, Mark Bulger? He SUCKS ASS! Give it time, Brock will get his chance and maybe then the Rams will be a great team. Yes, I'm a Brock Berlin fan. Brock is uncle to my 4 year-old son who adores and idolizes him. So keep drinking your Busch Beer, eating your cheetos and watch Bulger begin carrying the clipboard and wearing the headset.

Anonymous said...

You're a loser, dude. Berlin will NEVER live up to Warner, and even if Bulger gets hurt, Berlin will still be pulling the splinters out of his ass. And where did BeaverRam say that Bulger is his guy? He totally dissed him in that piece. It isn't Beaver's fault that you're such a sorry excuse for a dad that you let your son have role models like that. Warner led the Rams to a Super Bowl victory, while Berlin leads them in toilet bowl licking. Tell your boyfriend Brock that for me, will ya?

Anonymous said...

Nice brockstar, real nice. Really well thought out, meaningful comments. Maybe if you'd spent more time on reading comprehension in grade school before dropping out you would have understood it better. And the anger issues, well, there's medication for that, you know. No wonder your wife left you. And oh yeah, by the way, she said to say "Hi."

Anonymous said...

THIS ISN'T A PERSONAL BATTLE.

Here's a thought for everyone involved that might keep this board from becoming the STl. Forums....

Attack the post, not the poster.

Let's keep a discussion from becoming a witch hunt hmm?

Anonymous said...

You're right Dog. My bad.