100!

So here it is! My 100th blog post of all time so please put your hands together for this great accomplishment and I truly do appreciate your support over the years.

I am so excited for this season, what with Marshall being HOF enshrined, and to get to hear him in the broadcast booth is just awesome. The man is truly a scholar of the game of football and he provides the most insightful commentary I have ever heard.

And FINALLY! We get to see our QB throw farther than 18 yards downfield and someone other than SJ39 run the ball with guts and authority in Cadillac. I truly think he will be the most important free-agent acquisition we made. Very sorry to see Vobora go, and now Massey, and especially now that we get to, er I mean HAVE to play against David two times this year.

It is going to be an eventful and successful year for the Rams in 2011-12 and I can't wait to get it started.

What Day is it Again?

So here it is nearly August and with only 3 days of over 100 degree weather so far this summer I am glad to say that, despite the relatively cold weather and my absence from Planet Rams being prolonged due to complications from surgery and this dag-gum medication, I am still hot as ever so sit down, shut up, and hang on to your laptop as I send you on a lyrical journey so profound that by the time you get done reading this sentence you too will feel like I should just start this whole thing over...so I will. Geez that was horrible!

Speaking of horrible...this lockout thingy has just about got me ready to go postal. I am very tempted to cancel my DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket b4 they just decide to charge us anyway, and then I am going to sell all of my Ram's Memorabilia on eBay and Twitter and Facebook and...

Wait a minute. What's that? The lockout ended a few days ago? Well ruck me funnin! I had no idea, I guess this medication is stronger than I thought. Well great then! I guess I can keep my Sunday Ticket, and I don't have to sell my stuff on eBay and FaceTwitter and oh hell, is it time for football yet? It's time for my meds again, so sorry if I rambled. You know, its hard being on so much medication and in so much pain all the time, but at least from what I hear the NFL lockout thingy might soon be over!

Gone on Hiatis

BeaverRam has gone in for back surgery and will be in the hospital for a week after and then will be out of commission for a couple of months. So we will not be graced with any of his football wisdom for a little while.

We hope that all will go well and that you will have a speedy recovery and will be coming back soon spunky and feisty as ever.

You will be missed BeaverRam!

Just Play, Man. Just Play.

This is so ridiculous. How can grown men possibly want to lose 9 billion dollars in revenue because they can't agree how to share 10% of it? I'm not sure if they will lose it all if there is a full-season lockout, but just the thought of it would be enuff to make me say to the other side: "Sure you can have an extra billion - we'll just have to scrape by with our 40% share." Really makes me mad when I hear them say that they need to be able to take care of their families "like they're used to doing." Are you kidding me? In this economy where most people are fortunate to still be able to provide for their families AT ALL, these clowns are holding out for an extra billion dollars. Not standing in line in the rain with 3000 other degreed job applicants to land a sales position at a local car dealership, but sitting in a luxury hotel with fresh hot coffee and donuts crying about a billion dollars.

Boo hoo hoo, you greedy sons of bitches. You should be ashamed of yourselves, with all the poverty and sickness and depair and self-inflicted loss of life that is engulfing the world right now while you sit there sticking out your chests, living off the money you made three years ago.

 A LOT of other jobs are at stake if you don't play this year, and a lot of people who you can't even see will have their lives turned upside down if you keep up this crybaby attitude. I hope you all have to face the same fate as the rest of them do - unemployment, foreclosure, and hunger. Then maybe you'd just play some football. That's all you gotta do - just play football. I'm pretty sure your families will be ok without that extra billion.