SWEET!

No Berlin

No Tye Hill

3 Preseason wins

Season starts next week

Bulger back

New Coach

New O-Line

New Wr's

Laurinaitis is a stud

and last but not least...

Crabtree is a stupid idiot

Blount is a punk

No more Venus

Merriman is even more stupid - for dating TT!

What QB For Us?

Now that Favre is coming to town as a Viking in a month or so, it makes me wonder what the future holds for our QB's. With Bulger out and Berlin (who wears Warner's number 13 because he's an f'in idiot) with as much talent as Cloris Leachman, Boller who should be a bowler and Null a rookie, does the F.O. go out and get a decent veteran QB? One that might be available is current Viking reject Tarvaris Jackson, who now looks to be the odd QB out in Minny. Oh wait, that's right - I said decent.

I sure hope that Tarvaris is NOT picked up by our team, because anyone who can't lead Adrian Peterson to the endzone with the box stacked and WR's running free down the field does not belong in St. Louis either. Period. I say stick with what we have, well, except Brock the cock Berlin, because either way we're getting Sam Bradford.

Fantasy Update

So there I was, walking on the beach when this beautiful woman holding a football...

Oops, sorry - wrong fantasy. And even though it would be more exciting then drafting #1 in August, I won't tell you the rest. What I will tell you is that my first pick will be Steven Jackson(unless he's gone, of course). I am going to really miss having Torry on my bench while he gets absolutely NOTHING from Bulger, but maybe this year will be different now that he has his 20 year old legs back with his new team. Yeah right. From a fantasy standpoint I am glad that he is gone, because my loyalty to Rams players in my draft is my ultimate downfall. Now if I can just keep from drafting Marc, I'll be alright.

According to The ESPN TOP 150, SJ is ranked #5 RB and #5 overall, while Marc is all the way down at #277 overall and #28 in QB behind Brady Quinn and JaMarcus Frickin Russell! Donnie Avery is listed at a respectable #107 overall and #38 WR, but is still ranked behind such HOF'ers as MICHEAL CRABTREE and DERRICK MASON! That's right - an overrated rookie and a retired leftover. Ooh, I know - if Bennett signs with the Ravens I can take him, since he'll probably be rated ahead of Avery too. Makes me want to crumple this big stupid list up and go with my gut. And I would if it wasn't so damn big too!

For fantasy update, this is the Beave signing off and reminding you that man must not live on bread alone, but if you've got bread man - you're not alone.

Moved

Last blog I wrote was in regards to Vick possibly moving into Rams Park and that if he did, I was moving out. While this has not happened, I still moved - from Oregon back to Northern California. My life is now back in order and I will be posting for next issue. It's good to be home!