Monday, September 14, 2009

From GSOT to LSOT

Yesterday's game marked the first time that the Rams played a game without any offensive member of the GSOT. The only remaining player from that team is Leonard Little, who right about now probably wishes that he wasn't. It is amazing that while the offensive players are now gone, this team remains committed to be offensive in its play.

Losing to the Seahags is one thing, but being shut out is another. Granted the officiating was atrocious, but there is no excuse for opening up the season with a fumbled kick return. One thing that I don't understand about that particular play was why in the heck Avery was returning kicks anyway. How many WR's do we have that can play this game at a high enough level that we can afford for Avery to get his head knocked off on the season's first play? NONE! Even though we got the ball right back on the endzone pick, that fumble set the tone for the worst game I can remember. The play calling was awful, the penalties were unbelievable, and the special teams were atrocious. John Carlson? John Carlson? Really?

Next week we go into D.C. to play a 'Skins team that also relies heavily on the TE. Look for another ass whoopin if some major adjustments aren't made before then. New coaches, new players, new playbook, same lame result. If we get another effort like the one Sunday, then we can officially name this team the LSOT - Lamest show on turf.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

SWEET!

No Berlin

No Tye Hill

3 Preseason wins

Season starts next week

Bulger back

New Coach

New O-Line

New Wr's

Laurinaitis is a stud

and last but not least...

Crabtree is a stupid idiot
Blount is a punk
No more Venus
Merriman is even more stupid - for dating TT!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

What QB For Us?

Now that Favre is coming to town as a Viking in a month or so, it makes me wonder what the future holds for our QB's. With Bulger out and Berlin (who wears Warner's number 13 because he's an f'in idiot) with as much talent as Cloris Leachman, Boller who should be a bowler and Null a rookie, does the F.O. go out and get a decent veteran QB? One that might be available is current Viking reject Tarvaris Jackson, who now looks to be the odd QB out in Minny. Oh wait, that's right - I said decent.

I sure hope that Tarvaris is NOT picked up by our team, because anyone who can't lead Adrian Peterson to the endzone with the box stacked and WR's running free down the field does not belong in St. Louis either. Period. I say stick with what we have, well, except Brock the cock Berlin, because either way we're getting Sam Bradford.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Fantasy Update

So there I was, walking on the beach when this beautiful woman holding a football...

Oops, sorry - wrong fantasy. And even though it would be more exciting then drafting #1 in August, I won't tell you the rest. What I will tell you is that my first pick will be Steven Jackson(unless he's gone, of course). I am going to really miss having Torry on my bench while he gets absolutely NOTHING from Bulger, but maybe this year will be different now that he has his 20 year old legs back with his new team. Yeah right. From a fantasy standpoint I am glad that he is gone, because my loyalty to Rams players in my draft is my ultimate downfall. Now if I can just keep from drafting Marc, I'll be alright.

According to The ESPN TOP 150, SJ is ranked #5 RB and #5 overall, while Marc is all the way down at #277 overall and #28 in QB behind Brady Quinn and JaMarcus Frickin Russell! Donnie Avery is listed at a respectable #107 overall and #38 WR, but is still ranked behind such HOF'ers as MICHEAL CRABTREE and DERRICK MASON! That's right - an overrated rookie and a retired leftover. Ooh, I know - if Bennett signs with the Ravens I can take him, since he'll probably be rated ahead of Avery too. Makes me want to crumple this big stupid list up and go with my gut. And I would if it wasn't so damn big too!

For fantasy update, this is the Beave signing off and reminding you that man must not live on bread alone, but if you've got bread man - you're not alone.